Too Sexy for My Sticker

I did not pimp the passenger side of our sexy ride (The Honda) while everyone checked me out. I did not think, "Oh, yeah I still got it". I did not revel in my smoking hot "double take" good looks for over two hours. Full of my sexy self I did not then flip my hair and give hubby a full on dose of my smoldering sexy stare. I did not ask out loud, "Do I look sexy today or what? Is it just me or is everyone checking me out?" And he absolutely did NOT reach across the console and finally remove the HUGEMONGOUS sticker my lovely princess had planted smack dab in the middle of my forehead! Rest assured, he did not laugh hysterically. Nope, NEVER happened. I am too together to ever sport a sticker all over the entire Island without noticing and not vain enough to think they were digging my no make-up, sweatshirt wearing hotness. So if you were cruising Hawaii and saw a milk stained mommy with roots down to her ears rocking a sticker like she was the new JLO, it was NOT me! This moment is brought to you in the name of "Not Me Monday" hosted by the always dazzling and hysterically honest,
MckMama