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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Caffeine Fortified Goodness

This is not MY baby slurping down the last few drops of caffeine fortified goodness that I left behind. Nope. Don't raise your eyebrows! It was NOT me. My children indulge in nothing more than filtered water and hormone free milk. I'm an organic wielding poster mom, a pillar of nutrition at all times. I did not drink my weight in Dr.Pepper from a cup as large as a small child and then share the syrup packed sweetness with the baby. That was NOT me. I did not ever think of tricking her off the breast by trying to pump breast milk into a Taco Bell cup. Nope.

Now it's your turn to fess up! What did you NOT do, have never done? Join in on

9 comments:

annie kelleher said...

well... as i was telling stacey over at stacey's random thoughts...

i DID NOT bake a huge batch of chocolate chip walnut cookies and hide them from everyone in the house.

i DID NOT tell everyone who asked why the house smelled like cookies that i made cookies for the dogs

i DID NOT bake dog cookies :D!

Teresa said...

I'll have to get back to you on this one. LOL!

The Blonde Duck said...

I did not eat half the chunk left in the bucket of fat free ice cream last night and throw it away in fear I would eat the whole thing...

Krystyn said...

That is too funny!

Pump into a taco bell cup? Hmmm...maybe a regular sippy cup would be a little better?

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April said...

That's soooo funny! Thanks for stopping by!

mama's smitten said...

Hilarious!!:)

Sarah said...

haha...legendary! Pumping into a Taco Bell cup, I've never heard that one before, how not creative right...b/c you didn't actually do it...haha ::wink::

Thanks for sharing!

Kristina P. said...

Well, if I'm not drinking delicious caffeinated soda anymore, someone should.