WARNING
I will continue to celebrate motherhood. So if breasts, birth, dilation and mother's milk makes you uncomfortable please consider yourself warned.
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Saturday, January 10, 2009

Prize for My Photography Friends


I know all my picture loving friends are going to dig this give away for an adorable camera strap cover. I must confess, I wasn't even going to tell you about it because I was being greedy. In the end it is just to good to keep to myself. To enter just blog on over to The Secret is in The Sauce and enter for a chance to win. Good Luck!!!

Friday, January 9, 2009

Please Help Blog Yoda!

Is there a blog Yoda up to the task of telling me how to get one of those handy buttons? You know the one that says grab my button and has the clickable code for your very own button? I am at a loss. I am FINALLY trying to get blog savvy and have even decided to play with Mr. Linky but first things first.

The Little Things


Recipe for Family Fun:
A Bucket of suds
A Dirty Car
Rags

Hubby always lets Rew help wash the car and it is one of her favorite things to do on the entire Island. She is always so proud and happy to help Daddy.
Click Below to Join in on Friday Foto Finish Fiesta or Photo Story Friday. They are both great and perfect for my fellow photo junkies! Sorry I couldn't choose between the two. I am the Master of Indecision.


OR


PhotoStory Friday
Hosted by Cecily and MamaGeek

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Move Over Wonder Woman

I was rolling in the floor when I read Midwest Mommy's Post on her Beaver Tails Please tell me I am not the only one that can relate! Her post helped me come to terms with the fact that my prebaby body has abandoned me and left behind more jiggle than wiggle.

Where have all my toned body parts gone? My breasts aren't even Beaver Tails. They are so far from their former glory that I think they have ditched me altogether. I should have known they would make a break for it. My second daughter's habit of sideways nursing left both nipples pointing in opposite directions. I was the "Go-Go Gadget" of nursing mothers with at least three inches of elasticity. Come to think of it, I have earned my own superhero name. Wonder Woman has nothing on me. Who needs bullet-deflecting bracelets anyway? I have your lasso of truth, two of them and mine are built in. I am so fearsome that I think even my own pelvic floor has abandoned me. So move over Wonder Woman and take your eternally perky breast with you but leave me that golden tiara.

Pretty Please.



Monday, January 5, 2009

Snotty Naughty Feels Better

Little Sis is still snot crusted but feeling good enough to make trouble and messes. She is no longer our little lady. She has earned snotty naughty status. Gone are the days of sick baby cuddles and daddy snuggle time. She is on the table, in the toilet, over the couch and off cord hunting. This is my punishment for my mom snobbery. I used to raise my eyebrows at THOSE mothers whose children were bumped and bandaged. My internal criticism went like this,
"Don't you watch your child, childproof your home?! Shame on you!!"
HA! Now I know, boy do I know! There are not enough safety latches in the world. Shame on me for not cutting those worn out, miss matched moms some slack. Special thanks to my wild and tiny princess for sharpening my mommy reflexes and serving me up some humble pie. She is just what I needed but didn't have the good sense to ask for. She is perfect in every messy, adventure seeking way.
Big Sis has finally caught Little Sister's cold. Her dainty little nose has sprung a leak and trust me, it isn't liquid gold. Our booger free days seem so far in the past. Am I next?

Friday, January 2, 2009

Free Magic Fantasy Photo Tips




Easily add touches of magic to your photos with Photobuckets free scrapbooking feature. Just visit photobucket, upload your favorite photos and click create scrapbook. Choose a theme and then click on pages (at the top) and add a new page. Add your photo and BIPPITY BOOPITY BOO let the magic begin..
http://photobucket.com/

My favorite touches can be found under the sticker option..
Want fairy wings?
Go to stickers and enter keyword search butterfly
Size them to fit
mask the join with flower stickers, diamonds, bows or pearls
Play with the opacity bar for a more natural look
Magic Dust? Align Center
Enter keywords sparkle or glitter
You can also find angel wings, clouds, tiaras and a ton of other magical touches under the add sticker option in Scrapblog. Sorry to dissapoint you but the frog was already included.
PLEASE NOTE:Once you finish your page you will only be able to save the individual scrapbook pages by accessing the scrapook from the side bar under ALBUMS. You will also have to access it this way to crop and edit completed pages.

A special thanks to Mamarazzi for sharing her adorable froggy photos with me!
If you haven't vistited her yet blog on over now. Her visual posts are always fun little treasures.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Introducing the Comment Queens

Here is a little secret, very often the comments on my posts are better than the posts. I loooove reading them and generally fall into fits of pee myself laughter (after two kids I mean that in the most literal way). So I created an award for the person that makes me laugh, cry, smile or just simply amuses me with a simple click of the comment button. When a comment jumps out I will post a little note, let them know and send you their direction.
The first ever comment queens are SassyPants and KC of course! Click here for the post that inspired their funny comments.

Check out these other wonderful Comment Queens. These bloggy super stars don't just leave comments. They leave laughter, love and friendship. Here they are in random order..





The Blonde Duck



I'm Too Busy To Blink...And I Need A Pedicure...

Annie Kelleher

Blissful Blunders

SARAH



Em In Pursuit


COMMENT QUEEN FAQ
Are men eligible to win?
OF COURSE!! But please note that you must be masculine, cool and fabulous enough to sport the Comment Queen badge. I just don't have it in me to create an estrogen free award right now.
How often will you announce a winner?
Hmmm…. anytime between now and the complete loss of my sanity
Are there any rules, instructions, guidance?
Nope. Anyone who comments on any post may score the honors at anytime. It does help if I am able to blog on over and let you know you won.
What do I win?
Glory Baby!! Nothing but glory!

You do not have to do anything to claim your award. If you are an official Comment Queen just relax and bask in the glory.