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Monday, November 22, 2010

Thankful Things and Other Stuff

I am thankful for my six year old despite her sudden oral fixation with all things smooth and shiny.
I am thankful I did not run to the ER in hysterics with my daughter by the ankles screaming, "HELP! HELP! SHE SWALLOWED A $#@*! Pebble".
I am thankful for my mother and her long reassuring lists of crap I ate as a small and "not so small" child
I am thankful that most glass pebbles are under 2cm in diameter with smooth edges.
I am thankful that the Internet has detailed instructions on poo searches and pebble retrieval.
I am thankful for the long handled wooden salad spoon I used to search and seize the pebble from a pile of floating poo.

Now YOU can be thankful you aren't being served salad at my Thanksgiving dinner.
What?! It's a REALLY good spoon! Do you expect me to just throw it away?!
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