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Monday, November 22, 2010

Thankful Things and Other Stuff

I am thankful for my six year old despite her sudden oral fixation with all things smooth and shiny.
I am thankful I did not run to the ER in hysterics with my daughter by the ankles screaming, "HELP! HELP! SHE SWALLOWED A $#@*! Pebble".
I am thankful for my mother and her long reassuring lists of crap I ate as a small and "not so small" child
I am thankful that most glass pebbles are under 2cm in diameter with smooth edges.
I am thankful that the Internet has detailed instructions on poo searches and pebble retrieval.
I am thankful for the long handled wooden salad spoon I used to search and seize the pebble from a pile of floating poo.

Now YOU can be thankful you aren't being served salad at my Thanksgiving dinner.
What?! It's a REALLY good spoon! Do you expect me to just throw it away?!
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citymouse said...

Kids have no idea what we go through?! Glad she's okay (and no salad for me, thanks! :-))

Happy Thanksgiving.

maisondemarrakech said...

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Maison Marrakech

Holly said...

EEEWWWWW.... Yes!! THANKFUL!! LOL!! The things we moms truly ARE thankful for, though... <3

Thanks for coming by and I'm glad things worked out, too. If the parties involved would have been the high-strung type, I'd have foregone my cut and paid the lab to process. I gave them a great deal in the end and they are all HAPPY. YAY!!

Liz said...

LOL! I wouldn't throw it away either probably!

New follower from FMBT. Hope you can stop by and follow back. Thanks!


Linda Pressman said...

Motherhood is not for the faint of heart! I've been grateful for my own odd sounding lists in the past!

Design It Chic said...

Hi Jen! I am now following you thanks to Follow Me Back Tuesday and it would be so nice if you could share the love back on my blog:)
And don't forget to stop by our Show Yo' Flow Campaign today to see the interview we have on Dalia and the surprises she has for everybody:) See you there! Happy Thanksgiving week!

Kristin said...

Hi! New follower from the Tuesday hop! Please feel free to stop by and link up to my Thanksgiving Week hop!

Kristin :)
Keenly Kristin

Anonymous said...

Hi from your newest followers via FMBT!

Jodi said...

I am a new follower of yours from the FMBT hop! Please stop by and follow back when you get a chance.

Happy Thanksgiving.


Social Media Junkie said...

Thanks for stopping by for FMBT.
I am now following you back.
Have a Happy Thanksgiving.

Jill of All Trades said...

Happy Thanksgiving!

♥ Kathy said...

bwahahahahaha! Bleach kills all...just sayin' :) Hope you had a great Thanksgiving! Nice to see you posting!

Krystyn @ Really, Are You Serious? said...

Definitely quite the eventful after Thanksgiving dinner event.