Who needs answers?

Parenting can be a confidence crusher. There is nothing like an inquisitive five year old to make you realize how little you know about your own world. I just try to remember true teaching provides more questions than answers. What is the best, hardest or funniest question you ever heard from a child. Answer optional. ;)

How do I look?

Say what you want about Heidi Montag but she is one tough cookie. She rocked those before and after photographs. I didn't look as hot post op. Now maybe I would have looked better if I walked out with a new nose and bigger boobs instead of three less teeth.

I decided to show you the ugly. I think I would rather share nude pictures of myself ten years ago than this little gem. However, I think it is good to see the bad and the ugly. No Botox or virtual wrinkle remover. Maybe if we would would fess up more often then girls in their early twenties wouldn't offer their bodies up to plastic surgeons like lumps of clay.
The swellings gone but I still hurt and I only had my wisdom teeth removed! Simple in and out procedure my a*$! I would rather have a baby. You walk out with something to show for your pain and the drugs are better. I can't even begin to imagine the pain people endure from plastic surgery procedures. If you're in your twenties and baby free listen up... You are gorgeous. You are at your peak. Save your money, skip the pain and take your hot self out for a drink!

Support Issues

I'm not sure if I need a new bra or a produce sack.

I think I'll just head to the produce aisle and ask my fellow shoppers, "Does this sack make my breasts look perky?".

And the winner is..

Charlene! Click on the button below to tell her congrats and kiss up. If you become her friend maybe she'll share her new chocolate stash and let you have a peak at her Santa. You can snag one of her funny buttons while you're there too. Don't you love it?

I hope these treats I'm sending her won't mess with her balance. I think I'll just send her an equal sized box of Caramacs for each hand just to be safe.

Thank you for entering and sharing in my little bite of paradise!!

GIVEAWAY LAST CALL!!

This is the last call for the Aloha giveaway!! I will be adding a last minute treat, chocolate covered coffee beans. And a special something for the prankster...a postcard from you with a personal message mailed to your address of choice. Make a friend or family member think you skipped town and headed for paradise!

Please Note: I will not mail it to anyone that has a restraining order against you.

You will get this and all the goodies mentioned in the last posts. Just comment to enter and cross your fingers! The contest ends whenever I roll out of bed in the morning and draw the winner. GOOD LUCK!!

A New Year and New Prizes!

A Hawaiian Host Chocolate Sampler of my favorite treats. You'll get a mix of Caramacs, Toffeemacs, MacNut and chocolate covered macadamia nuts!! Dieters beware! These are the most delicious treats, ever!!

AND
Li Hing Mui Gummies and your own pack of Ling Hing Mui Powder!
Li Hing Mui is a sweet, salty, and sour flavored powder.It's perfect for martinis, margaritas, sprinkled on popcorn, fruit. You can even use it for Li Hing Shortbread Cookies or Li Hing rock candy!

Prizes already include Sexy Santa, macadamia nuts, Kona Coffee and a rice press for making your own musubi.

Just comment to enter! The more comments, the more entries.

THE BIG SURPRISE BONUS:

If you win and you posted about the giveaway and linked your friends and readers here then I will add a very extra special prize as a Thank You and give you an extra entry. Just let me know you did it! Don't you love surprises?