The Bald. The Bold.

For about five bucks you can pick up a glossy woman's magazine.....
For your five bucks you will get the scoop on the latest ground breaking diet. It's probably named after an exotic fruit, berry or veggie and translates to, "eat more fiber, crap yourself skinny". You will learn a celebrity is too fat and another is too skinny. All of them have had plastic surgery and a dose of infidelity. You will learn that sex burns calories but they will call it "sexercise" and add some glossy pics so that you think it's something new. You will learn exercise and lip gloss cure depression. That pretty much sums up the entire magazine but I better throw in a picture of a hot guy for good measure...

It just doesn't get any sexier than a man turning his head into a fundraising project that raises money to help fight cancer. Sorry Vin, you've been replaced. You're smoking hot status is being taken away and redistributed to Jay over at Halftime Lessons. Please don't cry Mr. Diesel. There is always next year.

Now you can take that five bucks I just saved you and donate it to a good cause and enter for the chance to have your blog advertised on an eye catching canvas all at the same time. I don't know about you but I can't think of any place I would rather see my blog advertised than Jay's generously bald head.Or you can go ahead and buy that magazine and I'll tell you, "I told you so".