I'm The Beast, Mighty Mo and ever so rarely... Little Lady. My Sis calls me Lates and Daddy calls me Precious. Mom calls me Base Jumper. You can just call me embarrassed because Mom is doing that ridiculous thing where she goes all "Look Who's Talking" and speaks for me. I will have my revenge. When she gets older I'll send her to the budget nursing home, eat up all her applesauce and use her false teeth and her polka dot toe socks to put on puppet shows for the other residents. The problem is I'm fairly certain she will dig it. My mom is just crazy like that.
So anyways I'm here to tell you that these four fabulous teeth didn't come easy. The fun and cheap thing mom does for me is quarters a fresh pineapple and then slices off pieces of the hard core. The core is really tough and I can gum them for hours, especially if she freezes them. They are the perfect size for my chubby hands and I will not share. Don't beg. I'm serious. You aren't getting any. I'm a baby remember? We don't GIVE away anything, EVER. But I will share a tip..pineapple is best grass dipped and dirt seasoned. Try it.
Now if you don't have any fresh pineapple then a bacteria covered, splinter giving stick will work just fine. Just trust me on this one. Now for your advice... How do I get ALL the toilet paper off the role in under ten seconds? I can do it under fifteen but I need to speed up my game.
Is my mom done yet? Can I look now? Is it safe?
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23 comments:
You are SO cute and your mama sounds like a lot of fun!
Love the purple flower hair band....but that last photo just melted my heart!!!!!!
I'm celebrating a 40th birthday today...come see who is the big four oh!!
Have a great Wednesday.
That's just precious!
You have the CUTEST kids...what a fun post! Happy Wordful Wednesday!
She is absolutely adorable!
WOW - you are brilliant for your age!! Your Momma must be so proud!
Just beautiful Jen ♥
I love those pictures. My little one has had trouble with her teeth also. Have a great day.
Gotta tell ya the pineapple sounds pretty awesome. You sure you can't share just a little? I like mine with extra dirt.
Hilarious, as always. Based on the savings account, I'll probably see you at that budget home... Oh wait, except I won't be in Hawaii. No fair.
She has some great advice! Very cute!
Thanks for sharing your pineapple tip...I'll have to remember that! But remind your momma that most of us aren't lucky enough to have pineapple growing so close to us.
We might just have to use a stick!
Totally cracked me up... I'm sure I'm destined for the low budget nursing home too....
What a cute WW!
What a cute little peeker!
Such a cute post - loved it! She's getting so big...
Oh my - that's so sweet! Pineapple (slaps her head) brilliant. Budget nursing home? LOL!
Too bad my Youngest just got his last molars.
Not bragging. Well, not really :-)
Pineapple! I am going to try it with my teething 1 year old!
That's funny! I'm so glad you found me so I can read your blog! I enjoy a good read!
This was beyond cute! I loved it ... and I hope you don't end up in a budget nursing home!
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I love all your pictures!! Soo cute
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