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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Advice from Baby

I'm The Beast, Mighty Mo and ever so rarely... Little Lady. My Sis calls me Lates and Daddy calls me Precious. Mom calls me Base Jumper. You can just call me embarrassed because Mom is doing that ridiculous thing where she goes all "Look Who's Talking" and speaks for me. I will have my revenge. When she gets older I'll send her to the budget nursing home, eat up all her applesauce and use her false teeth and her polka dot toe socks to put on puppet shows for the other residents. The problem is I'm fairly certain she will dig it. My mom is just crazy like that.


So anyways I'm here to tell you that these four fabulous teeth didn't come easy. The fun and cheap thing mom does for me is quarters a fresh pineapple and then slices off pieces of the hard core. The core is really tough and I can gum them for hours, especially if she freezes them. They are the perfect size for my chubby hands and I will not share. Don't beg. I'm serious. You aren't getting any. I'm a baby remember? We don't GIVE away anything, EVER. But I will share a tip..pineapple is best grass dipped and dirt seasoned. Try it.


Now if you don't have any fresh pineapple then a bacteria covered, splinter giving stick will work just fine. Just trust me on this one.
Now for your advice... How do I get ALL the toilet paper off the role in under ten seconds? I can do it under fifteen but I need to speed up my game. Is my mom done yet? Can I look now? Is it safe?

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24 comments:

DysFUNctional Mom said...

You are SO cute and your mama sounds like a lot of fun!

Hootin' Anni said...

Love the purple flower hair band....but that last photo just melted my heart!!!!!!

I'm celebrating a 40th birthday today...come see who is the big four oh!!

Have a great Wednesday.

The Blonde Duck said...

That's just precious!

April said...

You have the CUTEST kids...what a fun post! Happy Wordful Wednesday!

My Precious Peanut Designs said...

She is absolutely adorable!

Donnetta said...

WOW - you are brilliant for your age!! Your Momma must be so proud!

♥ Kathy said...

Just beautiful Jen ♥

Amy said...

I love those pictures. My little one has had trouble with her teeth also. Have a great day.

Sarah said...

Gotta tell ya the pineapple sounds pretty awesome. You sure you can't share just a little? I like mine with extra dirt.

Rachel said...

Hilarious, as always. Based on the savings account, I'll probably see you at that budget home... Oh wait, except I won't be in Hawaii. No fair.

Ali said...

She has some great advice! Very cute!

Krystyn said...

Thanks for sharing your pineapple tip...I'll have to remember that! But remind your momma that most of us aren't lucky enough to have pineapple growing so close to us.

We might just have to use a stick!

Cristin said...

Totally cracked me up... I'm sure I'm destined for the low budget nursing home too....

Michelle said...

What a cute WW!

blueviolet said...

What a cute little peeker!

Sarah said...

Such a cute post - loved it! She's getting so big...

Eudae-Mamia said...

Oh my - that's so sweet! Pineapple (slaps her head) brilliant. Budget nursing home? LOL!

Too bad my Youngest just got his last molars.

Not bragging. Well, not really :-)

Momma@Live. Laugh. Pull your hair out said...

Pineapple! I am going to try it with my teething 1 year old!

Michelle Leigh said...

That's funny! I'm so glad you found me so I can read your blog! I enjoy a good read!

Jenners said...

This was beyond cute! I loved it ... and I hope you don't end up in a budget nursing home!

Brenda said...

the pineapple idea for teething is a new to me but its a great idea!

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Erin & Brittany said...

I love all your pictures!! Soo cute

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