For about five bucks you can pick up a glossy woman's magazine.....
For your five bucks you will get the scoop on the latest ground breaking diet. It's probably named after an exotic fruit, berry or veggie and translates to, "eat more fiber, crap yourself skinny". You will learn a celebrity is too fat and another is too skinny. All of them have had plastic surgery and a dose of infidelity. You will learn that sex burns calories but they will call it "sexercise" and add some glossy pics so that you think it's something new. You will learn exercise and lip gloss cure depression. That pretty much sums up the entire magazine but I better throw in a picture of a hot guy for good measure...
For your five bucks you will get the scoop on the latest ground breaking diet. It's probably named after an exotic fruit, berry or veggie and translates to, "eat more fiber, crap yourself skinny". You will learn a celebrity is too fat and another is too skinny. All of them have had plastic surgery and a dose of infidelity. You will learn that sex burns calories but they will call it "sexercise" and add some glossy pics so that you think it's something new. You will learn exercise and lip gloss cure depression. That pretty much sums up the entire magazine but I better throw in a picture of a hot guy for good measure...
It just doesn't get any sexier than a man turning his head into a fundraising project that raises money to help fight cancer. Sorry Vin, you've been replaced. You're smoking hot status is being taken away and redistributed to Jay over at Halftime Lessons. Please don't cry Mr. Diesel. There is always next year.
12 comments:
Just found you through SITS, and I am so happy I did! I love your humor! Look forward to reading through older posts.
Thanks for keeping me from wasting 5 big ones. I'm headed over to Halftime Lessons to make my 5 bucks matter! :)
Brilliant post; I enjoyed it. You're a good one :)
Love it.
I love jay, and I loved this post!
Great job as usual!
Great post! Yours is humorous! Mine was quite serious!
I already donated...what a great cause!
Great post! He's quite a guy, that Jay.
Tutu............stop making fun of my Prince. He can't help that he's losing his hair....it's genetic!!!! You'll give him a complex and all.....
Seriously my hunny has a head full of hair but two of my brother are completely bald except for a few "lil sprigs" here and there which are TOTALLY attractive, lol.
The diet thing??? Truer words were never spoken....I don't know why gals don't just eat the cardboard box the stuff comes in.....it has to taste better and it has pa-lenty of fiber, no?
Thanks for making me laugh. I needed to laugh today darling girl :)
Steady On
Reggie Girl
LOL that was too cute Jen :)
great post! i love your banner btw...thanks for visiting on Monday!
That's a great way to persuade people to donate!
i just love your blog it is to darn cute...and funny!!!!
My BIL is doing this, too! He is a bank presidnet in his town, so I think he got "chosen" the be the victim, I mean good soul!
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