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Saturday, March 14, 2009

The Bald. The Bold.

For about five bucks you can pick up a glossy woman's magazine.....
For your five bucks you will get the scoop on the latest ground breaking diet. It's probably named after an exotic fruit, berry or veggie and translates to, "eat more fiber, crap yourself skinny". You will learn a celebrity is too fat and another is too skinny. All of them have had plastic surgery and a dose of infidelity. You will learn that sex burns calories but they will call it "sexercise" and add some glossy pics so that you think it's something new. You will learn exercise and lip gloss cure depression. That pretty much sums up the entire magazine but I better throw in a picture of a hot guy for good measure...

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It just doesn't get any sexier than a man turning his head into a fundraising project that raises money to help fight cancer. Sorry Vin, you've been replaced. You're smoking hot status is being taken away and redistributed to Jay over at Halftime Lessons. Please don't cry Mr. Diesel. There is always next year.

Now you can take that five bucks I just saved you and donate it to a good cause and enter for the chance to have your blog advertised on an eye catching canvas all at the same time. I don't know about you but I can't think of any place I would rather see my blog advertised than Jay's generously bald head.
Or you can go ahead and buy that magazine and I'll tell you, "I told you so".

12 comments:

Natalie said...

Just found you through SITS, and I am so happy I did! I love your humor! Look forward to reading through older posts.

Thanks for keeping me from wasting 5 big ones. I'm headed over to Halftime Lessons to make my 5 bucks matter! :)

Mrs4444 said...

Brilliant post; I enjoyed it. You're a good one :)

Amy said...

Love it.

Saundra@ItalianMamaGoneCrazy said...

I love jay, and I loved this post!

Great job as usual!

Krystyn said...

Great post! Yours is humorous! Mine was quite serious!

I already donated...what a great cause!

blueviolet said...

Great post! He's quite a guy, that Jay.

Midlife, menopause, mistakes and random stuff... said...

Tutu............stop making fun of my Prince. He can't help that he's losing his hair....it's genetic!!!! You'll give him a complex and all.....
Seriously my hunny has a head full of hair but two of my brother are completely bald except for a few "lil sprigs" here and there which are TOTALLY attractive, lol.
The diet thing??? Truer words were never spoken....I don't know why gals don't just eat the cardboard box the stuff comes in.....it has to taste better and it has pa-lenty of fiber, no?
Thanks for making me laugh. I needed to laugh today darling girl :)

Steady On
Reggie Girl

♥ Kathy said...

LOL that was too cute Jen :)

feather k said...

great post! i love your banner btw...thanks for visiting on Monday!

The Blonde Duck said...

That's a great way to persuade people to donate!

missy said...

i just love your blog it is to darn cute...and funny!!!!

Shannon said...

My BIL is doing this, too! He is a bank presidnet in his town, so I think he got "chosen" the be the victim, I mean good soul!