I did NOT try to rock muscle tanks when I was nine months pregnant. I did not think I was looking sporty pregnant when in reality I looked more like Slim Shady's chubby twin sister. That is not me posing with my fabulously leggy sis. I am not still infinitely jealous that she snagged all the height for herself and stuck me with the stubby leftovers. I did not secretly worry that one of my daughter's would have to grow up feeling like the ugly sister.
Note to Self: When posing with skinny non pregnant hotties request face shots only.
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