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I am not the mother I thought I would be. I am so off the path that I am not even headed in my original direction.
Here is to the back roads, dead-ends and collisions that qualify motherhood for an extreme sport!!
I am not the mother I thought I would be. I am so off the path that I am not even headed in my original direction.Here is to the back roads, dead-ends and collisions that qualify motherhood for an extreme sport!!
TOP TEN THINGS I NEVER EVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY
10. Share Baby Jesus or I'll throw him in the trash!!
9. No, Santa is not allergic to peanut butter.
8. Can you lift me up? I can't reach the spaghetti on the ceiling.
7. Yes, I can see she ate the crayons!! NOW will you flush the toilet?
6. No. Not until you finish your Cheetos.
5. I have an unopened tube of nipple cream. It's yours, just say the word.
4. Don't put Barbie's foot in my belly button.
3. Don't toilet paper the cat.
2. Well, I was feeling fancy so I shaved PAST the knee today!!!
1. I ADORE being a sleep deprived, never potty alone, stay at home mom!!
10. Share Baby Jesus or I'll throw him in the trash!!
9. No, Santa is not allergic to peanut butter.
8. Can you lift me up? I can't reach the spaghetti on the ceiling.
7. Yes, I can see she ate the crayons!! NOW will you flush the toilet?
6. No. Not until you finish your Cheetos.
5. I have an unopened tube of nipple cream. It's yours, just say the word.
4. Don't put Barbie's foot in my belly button.
3. Don't toilet paper the cat.
2. Well, I was feeling fancy so I shaved PAST the knee today!!!
1. I ADORE being a sleep deprived, never potty alone, stay at home mom!!
I will keep this list so that when my daughter's have children of there own I can reference it, hold my tongue and remind myself that making mistakes and taking wrong turns can be the most precious part of motherhood.
25 comments:
LOL...LOL...LOL...oh my gosh the life with kids...I remember those days fondly...LOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ohhhh we needed that today!
You are a hoot! I love it!!! :) Never a dull moment, right? :)
That is a great list! Too funny!
Love it Jen!! You always come up with the best stuff!! Thank you for making me laugh!!
OMG that was the funniest thing I have ever read!
LOL!!!! 10. Share Baby Jesus or I'll throw him in the trash!!
You sound just like me :)
I laughed so loud I scared my kids! Thank you!
LOL I can relate to all of those! Aren't kids fun?! Thanks for stopping by and I hope to see you again. I love your blog and I will be back!
Great list. Visiting from Sits...I will share this with my other mother friends.....I have a similar list starting now with "don't worry you didn't spill anything on me, I'm just leaking from my boob" funny how others don't see them as normal statements. =)
LOL the things we say!
Ahhh..yes I too have sprung a few new leaks since motherhood!!
I think I just laughed hot cocoa out my nose!
Merry Christmas from a fellow sitsta!
so funny! I love it. And your Etsy shop is just gorgeous!!!
Very funny list!
Awesome! I know those days well! Thanks for stopping by my blog.
oh my gosh! number 10! and number 2! haha. i think we all do that. why shave past the knee? :)
Very funny list! Stopping by from SITS to say hello! I like your blog!
One that has come up a lot in the last few weeks has been "get your finger out of your nose or I will take it away" which one? "both, and you dont want to know how"
Love your list. Love your blog!
I love it!! Totally made my day... I mean night.
Merry SITSmas
Great list and so true. Yes, children are very entertaining. But I'm like you -- I love every minute of it.
I love your list.
Your list was so funny! I loved it, as well as your Christmas card below. I must check out those tags, but first I'm off to see your tutus.
You asked me the other day about Picasa separating backgrounds from the subject. I think that goes beyond Picasa's limits, but I may not know all it can do. I hope this helps!
Oh, those are too funny.
And, BTW, those nipple creams make great lip balm!
This made me laugh, partly because it's so funny and partly because it's so true!
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