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Friday, March 12, 2010

Optimistic Fragments

So I found a half eaten candy cane balanced precariously on the edge of the toilet rim in a pool of sticky pink candy cane juice. Was Wild Thing using it as a stir sick or a dip stick? What are the odds she was just stirring the pot and not sucking toilet water off the candy cane?

The bright side:
1. My daughter and toilet are both minty fresh and protected against Gingivitis.
2. We have bleach free non-toxic toilet water since I never get around to bleaching the bathroom.
3. I am building her immunity while other parents are wasting time building their children's vocabulary.
4. The random sticky goo that adhered me to the toilet seat is no longer a mystery.
5. Toilet drinkers turn out great pics even with their ears on backwards and extra sass!!

A special thank you to the owner of Knees and Paws
for the adorable snow leopard ears with matching knees and paws. Click Here to learn all about her fun mascot contest and a chance for your very own knees and paws!!

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10 comments:

Joy said...

Her immune system puts everyone else's to shame! LOL

Stopping by from SITS roll call.

michelle said...

That might just get you the Favorite Fragment award.

Very funny

Jeanie said...

I like that the little ones use what is handy...and who can blame them. My daughter recently found her 2 yr old dipping a Kleenex into the toilet and "cleaning" her face with it. I love the snow leopard ears pic.

♥ Kathy said...

OMG! hahahaha that was so great Jen! And the picture is just adorable :)

Matty said...

Well isn't that the cutest face. Love the canine look. What kids will do, even in the bathroom, is always worth a million laughs.

mommaof4wife2r said...

super cute!

Velvet Over Steel said...

Hi! You have beautiful daughters and take awesome pictures!!!
Thank you for the Very nice comment on my blog! I am following you and will be back soon to read and see more amazing picture! :-)
Hugs,
Coreen
www.velvetoversteel.com
PS. I lived in Hawaii for 3 1/2 years (a long time ago) and loved every minute of it!! My middle son was born in Kailua and wants to go back there to live someday. I hope so, so I can come visit A LOT! :-)

kneesandpaws said...

Thank you Jen for sharing this amazing winking kitty with us, and for the shout out about my mascot search. Hug those beautiful girls for me, toilet-water-candy-cane breath doesn't bother me in the least. (I used to eat and enjoy pieces of dry dog food as a young child... It's no wonder I ended up making Knees and Paws!)

Mrs4444 said...

Ewwwww on the thought of that candy cane being a dipstick. Awwww....on the pic! She is adorable!! :)

Good to hear from you, Tutu :)

Krystyn said...

Way to be optimistic. I don't think I really want to know about said "toilet" stick.