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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Hatching Cats

Our backyard is a sanctuary for magical cats. Angel kittens, glitter pumas and fairy tigers are born here every day. They hatch from eggs and chip away at their shell with their glittering claws. They are timid, shy and slow to walk. Here in our safe haven they get the the attention, patience and ummmm...

gentle persuasion they need.

Note to My Neighbors:

Laying tiger, puma and angel kitty eggs is not easy. So the next time you see me squatting in the yard and laying eggs will you please stare less. Egg laying is not an easy business and requires deep concentration and yoga like flexibility. My pesky kittens refuse to hatch if I do not display proper egg legging maneuvers. I'm getting really sick of having to go over this again and again for the police report.

Love, Mama Kitty

6 comments:

The Blonde Duck said...

I love it! So cute!

Small Burst said...

LOL. Can you imagine what your neighbor must be thinking you're doing?!

Andrea said...

Adorable!
Have an awesome week.
Blessings, andrea

Donnetta said...

Sweet little girl imaginations. The best!

Nightingale said...

Hahahahhaaaa, that is HILARIOUS...
And... I have to say, Im quite jealous, I miss the time when cats used to hatch in MY backyard...
Do you think they would still be interested in the imagination of a 28year old woman?

♥ Kathy said...

LOL Jen! That was adorable!!