The American Academy of Pediatrics is recommending a complete weenie redesign. Wiener chokage is the culprit behind 17 percent of food-related asphyxiations in children under 10. However, our weak economy can not endure a wiener fiasco. Wiener workers will be forced to shoulder the added cost of a wiener redesign or wiener warnings. Jobs will be lost. Salaries will be cut. It will be a dark day in American history, "The Day the Wiener died". We can prevent this. You don't need to sign petitions, write your senator or bribe a pediatrician. To stop the wiener fiasco you must spread this one fundamental truth...
If you have a problem weenie just cut it to pieces! Halves will not due. Chop. Chop. Chop.
Wiener Warriors Unite!!
Click Here for the informative wiener article.
If you have a problem weenie just cut it to pieces! Halves will not due. Chop. Chop. Chop.
Wiener Warriors Unite!!
Click Here for the informative wiener article.
5 comments:
Or you could just not buy them at all ... this is just like the TV violence is bad for my kid thing, isn't it? TURN THE TELEVISION OFF.
This post choked me up - no weiners involved. Seriously though, they want to redesign the hot dog? What shape, triangle? Oblong? Pretty scary when you try to imagine.
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Sometimes I wonder if common sense is a thing of the past. The fact we NEED warnings on certain products is so...stupid!! USE YOUR HEADS PEOPLE!
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LOL I heard about that! So now they'll have to redesign the buns too I suppose..
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